This is the work of an essayist, computer hobbyist and goof. I'm originally from Utica, New York (five hours and several decades from Manhattan). The "works of Pseydtonne" are not always my exact thoughts; there is a sense of experiment and whimsy here that I'd hate to think is purely me.
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So, say it aloud with a silent P and it'll make sense.